Merik's Looking for TroublePhun Phantomy LimericksMerik's Looking for Trouble
Merik was looking for trouble,
Said, “Gerik, not to burst your big bubble, But meet Gillette M3 Power And retreat to the shower ‘Cause real Phantoms don’t grow any stubble!”
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Carlotta, la Diva, é bella,
Gets threats from an angry masked fella. Her reviews are all shittier And the patron is prettier So she says, “You can all go to Hell-a!”
Lonely Angel…Every great musician, every great artist received a visit from the Angel at least once in his life. Sometimes the Angel leans over their cradle…and that is how there are little prodigies who play the fiddle at six better than men at fifty, which, you must admit, is very wonderful…No one ever sees the Angel; but he is heard by those who are meant to hear him. He often comes when they least expect him, when they are sad and disheartened…Lonely Angel
The child cries again. It is all the poor thing ever does. I am not the only one to hear, but I am the only one to do something abo
The Dead SopranoThey had married quickly, eager to put the scandal behind them once and for all.The Dead Soprano
And just as quickly she was dead.
The viscount had been inconsolable, and those who knew him well either pitied his loss or politely offered empty condolences. The men and women of society were utterly perplexed by his behavior, such show of emotion on his part—and for a commoner at that. Surely, he did not truly love her? He felt some affection for her, understandably; they had been friends as children after all. But it was simply unheard of that a titled man would claim to love a lowly
Night Before the Opera'Twas the night before the opera when all through the House Not a ballet tart stirred, not even the louse Who minded the flies and watched the girls dress In tutus and stockings and even much less. Tonight he lay wasted, stone-drunk, no doubt, His whisky bottles empty and rolling about. Whilst out in the pantry a slight rustling was heard.Night Before the Opera
The fat tenor helped himself to a serving, his third, Of the cook’s special pudding, now his midnight snack All gone in two gulps as he must really get back To his lady, the diva in more ways than one, But what mattered was talent, and
Deviant fiction
Humor
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-The Phantom of the Salle
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"When the voices of doubt plague you, write down what the voices are saying." -AMMI
Erik and his kitty make me happy.
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What a delight this is! All this inventing, this producing, takes place in a pleasing, lively dream.
Mozart
'Somebody's boring me. I think it's me.' Dylan Thomas
scéal lámh
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They're hilarious.
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Warning: Cliches Ahoy!
Thanks for the welcome!
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